Buy Her a Drink at the Bar: Watch Her Walk Away

You're a really cool guy when you pick out the hottest chick in the bar and claim her to your friends. You're even cooler when you so slyly signal the bartender and request to put her next drink on your tab. You're UBER-COOL when that same hot chick smiles at you at first, but then plays you for a chump and slowly empties your wallet, drink by drink.

Who originally thought that the sure-fire way of getting pussy was to buy the girl a drink at the bar? It's not even the gesture, really. It's more about the fact that most guys lack the confidence to approach a woman, introduce himself, and carry on a conversation. Men think that when they substitute their personalities for Grey Goose and sodas, they're winners, and they've overcharmed the girl from the start. WRONG. WRONG.

Scenario. A half-way intelligent girl is barely greeted by an overanxious guy and is offered a drink. The woman automatically assumes this is a down payment on her pussy, but won't walk away so fast. She figures this guy deserves to be taught a lesson. She'll take him for all he's worth, lead him on to thinking he might have a shot, and then leave when she's texted by the real guy who's willing to talk her into bed.

Assessment? Same guy who buys a girl a drink or four is the same guy who watches her walk out with the douchebag that simply said hello while you were checking your pockets for breath mints and condoms in the bathroom. Save your money.