Bar Etiquette 101: What Not To Order At The Bar

If you ever want a chance with the cocktail waitress or woman sitting two stools down from you at the bar, there's something you should know. A woman will always stare at the drink you order. And ladies, whether you're aware of it or not, you do. While there are many kinds of drinks you can pass off ordering, there are a few you NEED to steer away from.

 

1. The Flavored Martini: This drink clearly suggests that you are more interested in gossiping than flirting throughout the night. The chick you're staring out will definitely be giving you attention, but not the kind you want. She's more likely to ask you where you get your manicures done. Bottom Line: Feminine Drink.

2. The "Let's Get Wrecked" Shot: There is indeed a difference between a chilled Patron shot and an Irish Car Bomb or Jager Bomb. The difference is suggestion. You are clearly proclaiming to everyone around you that you are that guy. You're the frat boy on a mission to make bad decisions shooting shit that used to be cool: in high school. Show the women around you that you have a little bit more sophistication and are a grown-up. The exception? If it's your buddy's birthday and you want to do a group cheers.

3. The Frozen Concoction: Margaritas and Pina Coladas are reserved for cruise trips and island getaways. It is also the ultimate tourist gesture to act cool by ordering the house special that promises to be delicious and filled with flavor. You're a man of class, not a drunk hillbilly on vacation.

Avoid these three classes of inappropriate drinks, and you really can't go wrong with anything else. Yes, a Scotch makes you look mature. A beer is classic and shows you're a man's man. Wine is even okay in a quiet setting. Just don't order a Cosmopolitan or you're reputation as a straight player will be ruined forever.