Showing posts with label Bar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bar. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Bar Etiquette 101: Fake It Til You Make It




Sometimes it's boring going to the same bar or lounge every week. It gets tiring seeing the same types of faces, and ordering the same Jack and Coke on a Friday night. Once in a while, you have to shake things up.



Some of the best nights I've ever had was under a different alias, or fake identity. For example, instead of going as yourself, go as an exaggerated version of yourself. Tell a few of the hottest girls you normally wouldn't go up to that you're a plastic surgeon, or a talent agent from Hollywood. When they ask you where your card is, tell them you left it in your Bentley. Even if the girls think you're COMPLETELY full of shit, which they most likely will, you might end up charming one or two of them. Creativity never ceases to fail, gentlemen.



But if you really feel ballsy, try this move. You're at a cool, trendy spot filled with young hotties in the midst of Spring. In the front of the entrance, where the hostess checks you in, there's usually a supply of business cards with the bar's name and general contact information on it. Take one or two and slide it in your pocket.



Now, take those cards, grab your chosen wing man and approach a few hotties at the bar. When they make eye contact, slap down a card, look them directly in the eyes and tell her you own the bar. Then proceed to tell the bartender to get them whatever they want and that it's on the house. The look and see that the girls are completely shocked and turned on and walk away. It's a feeling of complete ego fulfillment, and even though you're totally full of shit, you've turned an otherwise average Friday into a narcissistic accomplishment based on lies and deceit.


Friday, April 8, 2011

Buy Her a Drink at the Bar: Watch Her Walk Away

You're a really cool guy when you pick out the hottest chick in the bar and claim her to your friends. You're even cooler when you so slyly signal the bartender and request to put her next drink on your tab. You're UBER-COOL when that same hot chick smiles at you at first, but then plays you for a chump and slowly empties your wallet, drink by drink.

Who originally thought that the sure-fire way of getting pussy was to buy the girl a drink at the bar? It's not even the gesture, really. It's more about the fact that most guys lack the confidence to approach a woman, introduce himself, and carry on a conversation. Men think that when they substitute their personalities for Grey Goose and sodas, they're winners, and they've overcharmed the girl from the start. WRONG. WRONG.

Scenario. A half-way intelligent girl is barely greeted by an overanxious guy and is offered a drink. The woman automatically assumes this is a down payment on her pussy, but won't walk away so fast. She figures this guy deserves to be taught a lesson. She'll take him for all he's worth, lead him on to thinking he might have a shot, and then leave when she's texted by the real guy who's willing to talk her into bed.

Assessment? Same guy who buys a girl a drink or four is the same guy who watches her walk out with the douchebag that simply said hello while you were checking your pockets for breath mints and condoms in the bathroom. Save your money.